"Outsmart, outplay, outlast—Ill outwit you EVERY time!"

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Fun Fact Says he went to MIT and CMU… but turns out he only visited the gift shop.

Competitive Advantage Sly and strategic, uses clever moves and quick comebacks to get ahead, proving brains always win.

Trading Card Score 63 Score 23 Aura 19 Skill 21 Stamina

Who is Witty Weasel?

Witty Weasel first appears in VeeFriends Comic Book #16, where making people laugh isn't about performing a version of yourself you think they'll like. It's about telling the truth. Freshly fired, facing eviction, and bombing on stage night after night, Witty is ready to quit comedy altogether until his roommate Gritty Ghost pushes him to stop hiding behind jokes he thinks people want to hear. When he finally says the thing that actually hurts instead of the thing he thinks is funny the room laughs for real, and it changes the entire trajectory of his career. Vulnerability, not performance, is what turns pain into something worth sharing.

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